Nicole vs. Life
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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