What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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