Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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