Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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