Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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