If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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