like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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