But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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