It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
