we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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