is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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