Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Randomize
