is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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