He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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