no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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