I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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