SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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