Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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