He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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