This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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