I want to stick my p in your. b.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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