just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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