Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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