I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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