Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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