Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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