Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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