Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
i think i just lost a toe
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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