He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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