We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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