How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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