I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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