Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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