i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Everclear isn't food dammit
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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