I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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