I just saw a hot homeless man
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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