If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
no more duck duck goose at the bar
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Randomize
