And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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