For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Come on in and take your pants off
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