More tranny stories later!
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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