I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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