i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
so let's talk penis.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
