I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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