I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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