How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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