Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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