apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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