Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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