Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Is it because I queefed?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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