There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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