I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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