You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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