what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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