i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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