She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
