Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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